That moment when you realize that The Lion King was the first animated film to have same-sex parents

arthur-christmas-claus:

And they weren’t even the same species.

“But it’s not natural!”

“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”

“But now their child will be gay.”

“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”

“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”

Respected king.

Loved father.

I rest my case.

And just for the hell of it…

You can be a homo too!

get her back for me or I will cut you into pieces

floccinaucinhilipilification:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

my favorite part is where the wives high five each other

atlasalpha:

suddenly realizing your friend sent you a message hours ago and you’ve just been accidentally ignoring them the entire time

regenbogentraum:

so basically we hate eurovision but we watch it anyway

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

wearejohnlocked:

maakara:

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why the fuck would you email a tumblr post to someone

hey grandma you gotta read this johnlock smut fic